Wednesday, March 14, 2007
The Confectionization of the World
I have this theory and it goes something like this: everything in the universe is striving to be a consumable confection. Everything is sweet and flavored. Like take for example this OK so I have issues when they hyridize my 2 favorite things (crayons and candy) and make them into something I find rather repugnant. I'm sure there is a catchy marketing term for this kind of cross-pollination, new product conception, but I don't like it NOT one little bit! I want my candy and my crayons separate. I do not like them mushed together. I need boundaries you know.